How are you (VN joke)

[abc]

A foreigner is walking in a street in Hue City. He passes by a "Pho" restaurant. He sees an old woman who is talking to a boy, named Du. The woman asks:

- Heo ai rứa Du ? (Whose pig is it?heo=pig, ai=whose, rứa=so)

The foreigner is surprised about the Vietnamese hospitality, he answers:

- Oh, I am fine, thanks.
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Why do you laugh ? It's because "heo ai rứa du" sounds similar to "how are you?" :D

ABC

[doman]

I've heard other "How are you ?"

A Western tourist (or not tourist, who knows) just walked on the street. A young Vietnamese boy looked at him and made a slip of the tongue "Mẹ thằng Tây !" . Actually, he didn't mean that, it's just a bad habit: accompany bad words in speech.

The Western looked friendly to him and say:
-"Hi !"
-"Hi !" The Vietnamese boy was glad b'cause he wanted to practise his English.

W: -"How are you?"
V: -"I am fine, thank you, and you ?" He spoke English fluently and formal.
W: -"I am fine too, thank you ! What's your name?"
The boy was delighted, he thought " How easy English is !"
V: -"My name is LaLa"
W: -"Your family name ?"
V: -"My family name is Nguyễn"
W: -"middle name ?"
V: -"My middle name is văn"

The Westerner smiled very warmly at him and spoke deliberately in Vietnamese:

- "Mẹ bố nhà cái thằng Nguyễn văn LaLa !"



Vietnamese boy got :eek:http://vietnameseonline.net/images/icons/icon13.gif

[vladokan]

The second joke sounds also funny, although I can't get it at all :D

[nb]

yer i dont understand what is being said. :confused:

[ChubbyChocobobo]

Told you Nb, the fun part is try to figure out what he wanted to tell us :D

[nb]

SNAP! :)

anyways...... translate the joke someone pleeeeeeeease! Doman???

[doman]

SNAP! :)

anyways...... translate the joke someone pleeeeeeeease! Doman???

OK,

The VN boy made a slip his tongue (from origin was very common and very impolitely) something like "**** you, Westerner !" but in fact, he thought "Oh, so surprised, a Westerner's here"

Westerner answerd in Vietnamese "**** all your family, Nguyễn văn LaLa !"

The funny here is that Westerner can understand Vietnamese well and he returned exactly to a very material object.

[khiflo]

It seems that the fact a Tây can understand, answer and ged the vietnamese boy surprised is funny by itself. I don't really get it but i also remember that some vietnamese are amused by Tây who can speak vietnamese, and moreover if they understand deeply vietnameses bad words... :)

[nb]

ah ok now i get it. cool :)

[bschuess]

he he he he he...say what!?

[ChubbyChocobobo]

This story is so true for Vietnamese students :D

One day on his daily walk to work, a young English teacher witnesses a terrible accident. To his horror, he realises that the vicitim is none other than one of the very same students he was on his way to teach. Fearing the worst after hearing the dreadful thud of the bus against bone he rushes over to the scene.
Bending down over the twisted body and fighting back the tears,the man manages to mumble in a shaky voice "Oh my God, are you OK?"
Although obviously clinging onto life and racked with pain, the boy whispers a reply - "I'm fine thank you, and you?".

How is your right hand today, doman?

Edit: Ok all today words are capitalized and made reddish forcefully. This is so nut!

[nb]

let me give it a try... today

Edit : hah, awesomeness maximus!

[doman]

How is your right hand TODAY, doman?



TODAY, my right hand hold my left hand, they cried together for your post and then, my hands were up automatically !:D
You've got a big scarlet letter A from me TODAY, Chubbo !
edit: and TODAY, I'd like to add +++ beside the A too !

"Oh my God, are you OK, Chubbo ? It's not an Oscar TODAY!":D:D

[ChubbyChocobobo]

NB, are you thinking what I am thinking? :rolleyes:

[nb]

What? Do you want to stab yourself in the eye too??? Then yes, I am thinking what you are thinking.

[ChubbyChocobobo]

BOBBBBBBBB Have you sent him the medicines yet?

[bschuess]

BOBBBBBBBB Have you sent him the medicines yet?

nb or doman?

[ChubbyChocobobo]

To NB.... Doman is already overdosed.

[doman]

To NB.... Doman is already overdosed.

Hehehe ! You loser !

@ Bob, reading your username with Vietnamese thought, you are a doctor !:cool: because bs is in short of bác sĩ (Medical doctor), bác sĩ Chuess !:cool:

Doctor, give Chubbo some medicines too please ! If not, he will chop his hair off by an axe !;)

[doman]

Eating Dogs !

Two Vietnamese have just arrived in the United States and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, one points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."
One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

:D:D < Collected >

[nb]

hah, nice. actually didn't see that coming.

[ChubbyChocobobo]

Nice doman! This is the first time I don't have to read between the line to understand ya :D

Believe it or not. There were these 2 girls in my class back in high-school prefer calling hot dogs and sausages "Chim chó" (canine testicle). They are funny as hell. There was so much fun having them around.

[dori_2805]

It sounds interesting!!!

[Huoliuhi]

thanks a lot , bump up up up!!

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