Birds and bees, curds and cheese

[Khatores]

Well, this is a funny name for a forum. Wonder what we talk about in here? :lol:

[ChubbyChocobobo]

Kratos, stop playing dumb!!!!!!!! :lol: Didn't you said you was called a porn-star back in high school? :twisted:

[giotbuon]

I thought the "birds & bees" topic was a joke, but it actually became part of the forum. So, chú em Chubby, nếu có thắc mắc gì trong lòng, dù lớn hay nhỏ, đừng ngần ngại nhé. :wink: I'm kidding. I'm sure you know more than I do ... ahem.... :D

[Khatores]

Kratos, stop playing dumb!!!!!!!! :lol: Didn't you said you was called a porn-star back in high school? :twisted:

My nickname was Porn Star. :lol:

Actually, there's a funny story about that, because everyone in 12th grade gets to have a parking space painted with whatever they want. So, one of my friends made up a thing that said "Porn Star" with cow print colors. The administration didn't think it was appropriate :lol: and he had to paint over it. I still have the original version though. I think I ended up just getting cow spots all over it with no words.

[ChubbyChocobobo]

I thought the "birds & bees" topic was a joke, but it actually became part of the forum. So, chú em Chubby, nếu có thắc mắc gì trong lòng, dù lớn hay nhỏ, đừng ngần ngại nhé. :wink: I'm kidding. I'm sure you know more than I do ... ahem.... :D

Chị giọt-buồn khiêm tốn quá :lol: Đã sa chân vào chỗ tăm tối này rồi thì cần gì phải che che, đậy đậy nữa :twisted:


P/S: Post# 222. NICE! :P

[nb]

Moooooo.

I wonder when this section was added to the forum. April 1st perhaps? I wonder if the admin aren't having a bit of fun at our expense :P

[admin]

:D, so what you do suggest as another title of the forum ?

[nb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qOuVfcoRmw <- this is all you need to know.

[Khatores]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qOuVfcoRmw <- this is all you need to know.
I thought the multimeter was the funniest one. Oh, and Aibo. :lol: :lol:

[nb]

Personally I loved the "Mr Universe" silhouette posing, especially how it changed and dropped into the lower pose so fast and snappy like a real bodybuilder would do... awesome :)

Oh, and gotta love the one hand behind the head riding-a-bull pose! First time through I didn't even realise he was ass-slapping I was too busy laughing! :lol:

[KissYouGoodNight]

Are we supposed to talk about sex in here??

[nktvn]

Well, if it's fun, then yes. Oops, I forgot sex is supposed to be fun. :)

[nb]

kind of shows how much you are getting... so is it "too much" or "too little"?

[ChubbyChocobobo]

Are we supposed to talk about sex in here??
It depends on how you define sex. If it's porn, then then answer is no. If it's about sex-education or just some dirty jokes, yes.

Like this, "I tried to be a real man for the first time without knowing that chewing gums and condoms are different... then this forum was born".

And never "Me dikc iz su big. Any lady wanna sukit?". You would be banned from the site immediately and forever if such pieces of text appear under your name. (hah!)

[okijapan]

I don't like talking about s... in this forum. This forum is a forum of langauge and cultural.

[Phuc Dat Ho]

Are we supposed to talk about sex in here??

I think we can. This little section is dedicated to sexual topics, hence birds and bees title. Would you like to talk about sex? age, sex, location please

[ChubbyChocobobo]

I don't like talking about s... in this forum. This forum is a forum of langauge and cultural.
Wow, welcome back, okijapan. Shibaraku desu ne! I know many people don't like talking about his subject in public but it's life. And obviously, no one feels like sharing there private life problems on a forum like this either. Think about this section as a place to fool around a little.
I think we can. This little section is dedicated to sexual topics, hence birds and bees title. Would you like to talk about sex? age, sex, location please
TDH: Some nice dirty Jokes are OK. Just don't go too far into something like porn or harassing other members. Commit either of those and you'll be banned immediately. And please don't ASL here. This is not your private chat room. There are people watchinnnnnng.

Have a nice day.

[KissYouGoodNight]

I'm a virgin and all I do is think about sex. I can't help it, it's so discracting sometimes.I think about how good its going to feel and all that good stuff. Do virgins think about sex more often than non-virgins?

[bschuess]

Good luck and welcome to the world. Hopefully, you'll never stop thinking about it or enjoying it. I lost my virginity 40 years ago and I haven't. But I'll assume you're young and a little obsession is very natural and normal.

Now, go take a cold shower.

[Phuc Dat Ho]

Well i never sex before. I think it feel good but my mom will kill me if she find out i talk to a girl. I think im stay virgin forever.

who else a virgin?

[KissYouGoodNight]

Well i never sex before. I think it feel good but my mom will kill me if she find out i talk to a girl. I think im stay virgin forever.

who else a virgin?
You look too cool to be a virgin! I thought you probably have sex with a lot of girls already. hehehehehe

[Phuc Dat Ho]

No im good boy. i study all day. no time for girl but i like girl but im to shy.

[ChubbyChocobobo]

Go get a room, you two. I won't tell your moms.

[nktvn]

Can we switch to another less tedious subject? :(

[nb]

probably, but let's see if it happens. my money is on no.

[bschuess]

Can we switch to another less tedious subject? :(

Yeah, there's always curds and cheese.